1. My creative writing professor, who is a finalist for the National Book Award, just used the phrase “fart sandwiches” in class.

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  2. ilovepugs4ever:

Follow Dog Quotes.

    ilovepugs4ever:

    Follow Dog Quotes.

    (via happygoluckypug)

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  3. bisexualdemondean:

    I like my women how I like my men. 

    .

    .

    That’s it.

    That’s the joke. 

    I am bisexual.

    (via freaksruletheearth)

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  4. when you’re ready to date again after a breakup

    lezbeginshallwe:

    image

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  5. koolnet:

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”

    koolnet:

    tittily:

    send this to your crush with no context

    i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”

    (via prongsificent)

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  6. higherlogic:

jjsinterlude:

xobaddestbitchez:

cruelladetrillaa:

*🐸☕️*


Message!

Mhm.

    higherlogic:

    jjsinterlude:

    xobaddestbitchez:

    cruelladetrillaa:

    *🐸☕️*

    Message!

    Mhm.

    (via southernpetite)

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  8. photo

    photo

    photo

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  9. thesteveoprojekt:

coffeepotsmokin:

PARKOUR

More like PORKOUR

    thesteveoprojekt:

    coffeepotsmokin:

    PARKOUR

    More like PORKOUR

    (via onwards-and-upwards7)

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  10. rabidchild:

    ponywithafez:

    This video is titled “SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”

    I cannot unsee this.

    (via halfagony-halfhope)

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